Her Dark Ministrations

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Nov. 2, 2024

Episode 28

On their quest to retrieve (or steal) secrets pertaining to their visions from the aelfir University of Divine Magic, our Ministers both caught and later released a Masked servant, Jhacari Allard. Jhacari returned to Amaranth...

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Oct. 6, 2024

Episode 27

Last time, Arséne and their new friend Marlena Fissure-Unfurling-in-Porcelain went to visit again with Viola Godsdown, the mask forger up in Ivory Row. While alone with their prisoner, Ludevic had had a heart to heart with Jh...

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Sept. 2, 2024

Episode 26

With Orlando Thunder-Rolling-in-Summer-Fields dead in their basement, our Ministers must now figure out the next steps in their plan. Complicating all of their machinations is the witness Jhacari Allard; despite his revelatio...

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July 5, 2024

Episde 25

Have our Ministers bitten off more than they can chew? Last time, they succeeded in infiltrating the house of aelfir lord Orlando Thunder-Rolling-in-Summer-Fields, drugged the aelfir into unconsciousness, and put him in a bod...

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June 8, 2024

Episode 24

After acquiring their disguises as Morticians and bureaucrats of the Eye, our Ministers had a brief sojourn into the glitter of the Silver Quarter, did some ill-advised gambling, and shed Arsene’s enthusiastic lover to get to...

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May 13, 2024

Episode 23

With Joseph dead and Zyrel leaving to follow her own Quest, the remaining members of our cell must continue forward on their own. After their consultation with the Oracles of Our Hidden Mistress, our Ministers have decided to...

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April 10, 2024

Episode 22

After a strange vision and a quick pursuit through the North Docks, are our Ministers ready to face a strange tribunal of the Oracles of Our Hidden Mistress? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/YeDJepGSQB Content Warnings:...

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March 10, 2024

Episode 21

Joseph Moses Hearst is missing. Zyrel is in the middle of tense political negotiations. Arséne and Simone are currently floating down the river Alph in a couple of barrels. Having acquired the corpsefruit liquor that Beatrix ...

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Jan. 25, 2024

Episode 20

Having acquired the corpse fruit liquor they were sent for, our Ministers must now improvise an escape plan. With the Duke and Duchess now aware of their presence (and confronting Joseph on the party deck), will Arséne decide...

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Dec. 27, 2023

Episode 19

With (most) of their plan in place to infiltrate the Castle , our Ministers have a straightforward task: find the bottle of corpsefruit liquor, retrieve the contents without being caught, and make it back to the Golden Cock f...

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Nov. 27, 2023

Episode 18

Last time, our Ministers and their precocious priestess Mimette Voleaux met again with the blood witch Beatrix Falen. There they negotiated for the secrets that Beatrix claims will change the Spire itself—but what of the pric...

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Oct. 28, 2023

Episode 17

With their preparations completed, our Ministers have only a few hours left before they will take Mimette to meet with the Blood Witch Beatrix Falen. But first, there are a few more details left to decide...

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Sept. 29, 2023

Episode 16

The cell’s first conversation with the blood witch Beatrix was completed with only a few drops of blood (and sap, in Arséne’s case) being spilled. Zyrel’s ongoing grievance with Simone only grew, and Joseph is left playing pe...

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Aug. 31, 2023

Blue Moon 1

Once in a blue moon, we have a chance to see into other, darker universes. This is an alternate history that was recorded just after episode 12. What if, after their adventures in Perch and the North Docks, our Ministers …

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Aug. 1, 2023

Episode 15

Having met Mimette in the skull-restaurant of Wrexwell’s, our Ministers set off to find out the truth about a blood witch practicing her dark arts on behalf of a pub called the Golden Cock. Simone and Arséne charmed their way...

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July 6, 2023

Episode 14

Machinations kick in around our Ministers once again. After their separate adventures throughout the Spire, they have reconvened and made it down to the Docks, where their next mission assignment comes not from their Magister...

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June 5, 2023

Episode 13

Happy 1 year anniversary, Ministers! In this last episode of the Catharsis arc, our Ministers regroup, debrief, and prepare for the next mission from the dubious safety of the Garden District. Did you know we now have a ⁠Patr...

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June 5, 2023

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Her Dark Ministrations is an actual play podcast full of weird magic, fantastical cults, and a city that doesn't quite want to let you die. Welcome to Spire. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Aun2Y85MUk Follow us on Patr...

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May 5, 2023

Episode 12

In a lonely basement hanging from the edge of Perch, Eclipse must justify her actions to a Magister of Our Hidden Mistress. Joseph faces some additional difficulties dealing with old memories. Meanwhile, down in the Docks, Zy...

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April 7, 2023

Episode 11

Previously, our Ministers split up to lessen the heat from their hunters in the Solar Paladins and City Guard. Arséne and Zyrel are raising hell in the North Docks, trying to blame the crackdown on a Knight of the Stuffed …

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March 7, 2023

Episode 10

The second episode of our newly christened Catharsis Arc! Before our Ministers can move forward, they must deal with the fallout of their previous adventures. Eclipse’s broken leg is only the beginning, as she is now wanted b...

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Feb. 5, 2023

Episode 9

In the aftermath of their escape from Black Cove, our Ministers regroup and plan their next moves. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Aun2Y85MUk Content Warnings: Canon-typical content warnings apply.

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Jan. 5, 2023

Episode 8

Everything comes to a head in the desperate escape from Black Cove. Most of the children have made it out, but Mimette and Sophia are still very much trapped in the swamp, along with Arséne and Joseph. Zyrel has gone …

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Dec. 7, 2022

Episode 7

With their escape in full swing, our Ministers are racing the clock to get not just Mimette, but all the children of Black Cove out of town. Zyrel uses her knowledge of boats to practical advantage, Eclipse casts a risky …

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